I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
