I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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