I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well you can't waste a boner
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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