Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like his penis was on wheels.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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