I want to make a zoo with you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
