I wanna passion pit in your ass
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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