it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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