...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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