she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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