32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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