I wish i was in the wii world.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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