I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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