In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
too bad you live with your parents still
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
