whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
