He is an equal opportunity slut.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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