I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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