we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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