This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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