I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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