i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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