I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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