The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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