The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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