I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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