love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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