Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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