Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i've created a new STD.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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