So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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