so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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