Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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