do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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