10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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