My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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