exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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