So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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