We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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