For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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