Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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