Pappa wants mamma naked
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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