Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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