East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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