how can u be prego again
she was so not down for the gang bang
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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