is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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