but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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