Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
wow bdsm is so cute
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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