If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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