We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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