I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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