I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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