Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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