Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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