he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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