You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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