it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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