I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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