I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
this will be a night to untag.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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