Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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