Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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