I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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