I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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