You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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