windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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