when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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