3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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